BOBBY FISHSCALE: SCALES DON'T HAVE NONE OF THAT GRIP

This here's a tale 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery individual, always runnin' games. But he had one problem: scales ain't got no clutch. , for instance when he tried to convince that dame to give him her money, those scales just wouldn't hold. And when it came to a fight, Bobby's scales were about as helpful as a chocolate fireguard.